"But what's the difference between what we do and what a married woman does? A wife has to spread her legs, take care of the children and do things for her husband to get what she wants from that man. To be able to use the credit card(s), get her hair and nails done, and make the marriage work. Funds are still being exchanged. And if she isn't doing her job, he's coming to look for me! A husband is a woman's pimp. Because at the end of her name is HIS NAME..."
said a PROSTITUTE on a talk show.
So my ladies and gentlemen:
Is there any truth to that statement?
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
8.26.08: Are Hoes and Housewives the Same?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Confessions: Can You Really Handle the "Truth"?
Truth (noun):
1.the body of real things, events, and facts
2.a fundamental or spiritual reality
3.sincerity in action, character, and utterance
It is said that the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off!
So I ask:
Can you really handle the truth?
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will never be President (but Barack will!).
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Hip Hop is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller...and breast feeding.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4.Your country's flag is not a car decoration!
5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9.Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
1.the body of real things, events, and facts
2.a fundamental or spiritual reality
3.sincerity in action, character, and utterance
It is said that the truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off!
So I ask:
Can you really handle the truth?
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton will never be President (but Barack will!).
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Hip Hop is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller...and breast feeding.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4.Your country's flag is not a car decoration!
5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9.Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
8.16.08: Does a Woman Really "Need" a Man?
"I don't NEED a man."
Any strong, independent woman will tell you that!
But there is no doubt that we were put here to copulate,
which is why sex feels so damn good!
The world needs people and they aren't going to get here by shaking hands!
But besides the biological, evolutionary aspect...
Does a woman really "need" a man?
Any strong, independent woman will tell you that!
But there is no doubt that we were put here to copulate,
which is why sex feels so damn good!
The world needs people and they aren't going to get here by shaking hands!
But besides the biological, evolutionary aspect...
Does a woman really "need" a man?
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